just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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