like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You dont lie about slip and slides
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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