at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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