So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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