it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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