I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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