There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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