drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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