For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.