I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Im part way to drunk.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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