It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists