Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.