You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
