Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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