I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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