jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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