The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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