I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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