yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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