i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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