Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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