i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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