a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
