I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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