Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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