Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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