i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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