On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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