Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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