Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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