So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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