god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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