She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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