if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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