SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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