they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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