It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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