Midget sex pt 2 tonight
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Randomize
