I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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