I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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