Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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