Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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