We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You made out with two different species that night
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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