They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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