she looked like the bat from fern gully.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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