READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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