Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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