He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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