Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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