just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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