I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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