I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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