i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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