some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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