you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
