i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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