Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Alive.
So much puke
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I think people are normalizing furries
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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